| You've Experienced 68% of Life |
 You have all of the life experience that most adults will ever get. And unless you're already in your 40s, you're probably wise beyond your years. |
If I were that wise, I wouldn't short myself on sleep (as people have been accusing me of doing), or develop irrational crushes on people (oh wait, all crushes/emotion are irrational… not being entirely governed by reason and all). *shrugs*